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  1. Why did they do a urine test? Is that normal after birth?

    Her: "Can I have a quote for a birth/delivery?"

    Upmc: "No.. you pay what it cost. By the way, we stole your urine while you were sleeping and tested it… You have to go to rehab"

    Her: "Thanks for your service, UPMC!"

    Upmc: "Oh ..here is your bill for your urine test. If you don't pay within 90 days we will go after your credit score."

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